"Hmmm... I don't know... tough question... so down there are alligators... that will kill me if given the chance... actually eat me... and you want to push me off this incredibly safe alligator-observation ledge so that I hurl toward them rapidly, only to be pulled back at the last second by this very thin stretchy rope... yeah, huh, sounds like a solid good plan. You've really thought this out! Yeah, let's do this to this!"
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Later, "WOAH that was way too close! I had to swim with my ankles tied together and everything. Talk about a rush! I'm never EVER bungee-jumping over alligator-infested waters AGAIN... Oh what's that you say? You know of a place that will let me bungee-jump over a bear pit? Cool! How soon can we go? I'll have to work it in though, as my next adventure will be to have my body suspended over a bed of nails by a strand of used dental floss... that will be a jab of fun! It should be so exciting, it'll hurt!"
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In between Q & S is Arrr!
My pirate name is:
Captain Jack Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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