just hot-air blowing

So I just discovered that not all of my blog posts were published like I thought they were (and how to enable reader's comments), some were "saved as draft," which would explain why I haven't always made sense (that or the TBI, hmmm). So, let me backfill the only one that wasn't just hot-air blowing: here.
I'm discovering tricks!

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One more way Apple sneaks in "acting evil"

My old laptop is dying or dead and it had all my jokes on it. Sorry, but the truth is I'm not that funny. This is coming to ya from the new hotness laptop.

Caution iTunes users (all those of you who have Apple iPoo'ds): a window just popped up on my Intel PC saying "Apple software update. New software: Safari." I was like "APPLE??? What the heck?" (I forgot that I've installed some Apple software) So before choosing any buttons I did a Google search: One, Two, Googled
So there are 2 lessons here: 1) DON'T DO IT- just since you downloaded iTunes they're trying to sneakily install THEIR web browser 2) Apple is desperate, so buy anything not Macintosh.

Funniest. Human. Ever.

THE man (Brian Regan) is getting his own TV show thingy. The name of the show's also the name of his new DVD ("The Epitome Of Hyperbole"), so I'm in the "confused, just wait, watch and see" category. And I don't know yet if the show has some cockamamie plot, or is stand-up or what, or even if it's recurring, so... um... just remember that you heard it here 1st.
10 PM eastern Sat. Sept. 6th I know where I'll be... Comedy Central!

the race is on

Okay, so you've got several choices in this upcoming U.S. presidential election. A look at some of the runners:

-The jObama ticket:
"Quarterback passes the ball to the fast guy, who quickly runs into trouble, and hands off to jObama... WHO GOES ALL... THE... WAY!" And what really weirds me out, the team's made out of all the same guy. The other TV channel says they have candidates whose names can't be fused into one, but that's just plain... oh hey, look over there! Away from them! Quicker!

-The McPal ticket:
Now seeing how much Americans love their McBurgers & everyone could use a friend, hmmm... Some of their campaign slogans:
"You deserve a break today." Mandated breaks at your place of employment? YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER! (Just open this junk mail to find out)
"Good time, great taste (that's why this is our place)" Ummm, exactly HOW DOES America taste? Or if we vote you in, does that mean we have to eat you?
"What you want is what you get" Yeah, we know, that's why someone ... oh I don't know, invented VOTING?
"We love to make you smile" Now THAT'S the winning campaign slogan. I'll tell ya what makes ME smile: free strawberry milkshakes or the Sonic's blended soda/ice cream floats.
"I'm lovin' it" Maybe, maybe not. We'll just see if the voters are lovin' it.

I just wanted to share what I'm calling the tickets. And if any of this seems biased, it's not supposed to be, because I haven't chosen yet. If I made fun of your candidate, well, pick a better candidate.