Okay, so you've got several choices in this upcoming U.S. presidential election. A look at some of the runners:
-The jObama ticket:
"Quarterback passes the ball to the fast guy, who quickly runs into trouble, and hands off to jObama... WHO GOES ALL... THE... WAY!" And what really weirds me out, the team's made out of all the same guy. The other TV channel says they have candidates whose names can't be fused into one, but that's just plain... oh hey, look over there! Away from them! Quicker!
-The McPal ticket:
Now seeing how much Americans love their McBurgers & everyone could use a friend, hmmm... Some of their campaign slogans:
"You deserve a break today." Mandated breaks at your place of employment? YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER! (Just open this junk mail to find out)
"Good time, great taste (that's why this is our place)" Ummm, exactly HOW DOES America taste? Or if we vote you in, does that mean we have to eat you?
"What you want is what you get" Yeah, we know, that's why someone ... oh I don't know, invented VOTING?
"We love to make you smile" Now THAT'S the winning campaign slogan. I'll tell ya what makes ME smile: free strawberry milkshakes or the Sonic's blended soda/ice cream floats.
"I'm lovin' it" Maybe, maybe not. We'll just see if the voters are lovin' it.
I just wanted to share what I'm calling the tickets. And if any of this seems biased, it's not supposed to be, because I haven't chosen yet. If I made fun of your candidate, well, pick a better candidate.
Hide -n- go seek
In between Q & S is Arrr!
My pirate name is:
Captain Jack Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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