Tuesday, October 28, 2008
voting in "leaders"
Several surgeons were talking about which kind of patient was easiest to operate on. The first surgeon said "Well I like to operate on librarians because once you open 'em up, it's all alphabetized." The second one said "Well I like to operate on accountants because when you open them up, everything's in numeric order." The third one said "Well I like to operate on electricians, because when you open them up, everything's color-coded." The fourth one said "Well I like to operate on politicians, because when you open them up, they're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their butt are interchangeable."
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In between Q & S is Arrr!
My pirate name is:
Captain Jack Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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you can actually substitute a lot of professions in there for politicians....
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