"Flight school"... "We're for real"... "REALLY!"

First, look at the poster I just found in the Barley's hallway.  It's the pink one about airplane rides.  (getting a link to just that picture wasn't working, so I got a link to the album)  https://picasaweb.google.com/107911494545960970374/DropBox#

Huh.  Okay, so I grab a picture on my camera-phone, and email it to myself to check it out later.  That led me here: http://www.flyairwolf.com/

Now, anything strike you as odd about that?

    "We pride ourselves in providing the highest quality pilot training available. We have created our own syllabi for all certificates and ratings from our personal experiences and knowledge. Our structured and professional approach allows you to earn your pilot certificate or rating in the most time efficient and cost effective manner with the quality you expect from a Professional Flight School."

Translated using Google Translate, From: Engrish, To: Jeff-speak: (those languages may not be an option for you, I double-ultra-sonic-hacked my browser's cookies) (and don't ask how I did that) (I don't know)

     "We're good. (we think)  We're darn good. (we hope)  We're so good, we threw away the manual before we read it.  Oh wait, that's not right... OH YEAH, we didn't even buy the manual.  What a stupid concept.   "I wanna learn... it's HARD to be a pilot."  No it's not, you goof.  Then the old fuddy-duddies made us "go through flight school" (yawn), so instead of that old bore, we just opened our own flight school with some of daddy's money, "created our own syllabi for all certificates and ratings from our personal experience", and voilá!  Now, our personal experiences and knowledge may or may not have anything to do with airplanes, but that's besides the point.  Well maybe not planes in person, but we're well versed in Tattoo's flight school, and Tattoo himself stands tall and proud by his flight school.  The taller he stands, the better his school is.  Now we promise you won't find a cheaper, faster "flight school."  Our rigorous application system involves the following stepS: (it useda be one step until the TSA got their big fat noses all up in our bidness)

1. When coming to our school, plan your flight path to take you by a Sonic drive-in, and BE SURE you DO NOT leave without a Diet Coke blended float.
2. THIS IS CRITICAL: bring the D.C. blended float to our office.
3. Bring a pen.
4. Bring a piece of paper.
5. You better have remembered a straw.
6. 2 minutes of skilled craftsmanship later (old fuddy-duddies are calling it "forgery," don't listen to 'em, that's just one way of looking at it), YOU NOW HAVE A PILOT'S LICENSE!
7. Tell your friends you got your pilot's license not from a plain old boring flight school, but from a professional flight school.  (take special note that we know how to turn on italics, it's a pilot secret)  (CTRL-I, but you didn't hear that from me)