HULU- watched it 2night!

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Dam. (mine) Holy carp.
A web page is female because it's always getting hit on.
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
I think this means they've gone public? Hulu
"In these short 18 weeks since we began private beta testing, we’ve been working hard to kick the tires and check under the hood in preparation of opening the doors to our site. With well over 10,000 pieces of user feedback, we’ve heard your suggestions, comments, criticisms and praise. Today we are excited to leave our private beta and open Hulu.com to everyone in the U.S.. Our streaming video service is free - anyone in the U.S. with a broadband internet connection and a computer can just press play to enjoy.
We’ve also made significant additions to our content line-up. With the help of over 50 top content providers such as FOX, NBC Universal, MGM, Sony and Warner Bros., we’ve more than quadrupled the number of shows in our library, and on top of that, we’ve added 100 full-length movies. Hulu offers full-length episodes of not only current hit shows like The Simpsons and The Office but also classics like The Incredible Hulk, Miami Vice and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and in some cases, as with Arrested Development, Firefly, and Friday Night Lights, we have every episode ever aired. Our expanded library of full-length movies has something for everyone, from The Usual Suspects to The Big Lebowski, Me, Myself & Irene, Mulholland Drive and (one of my personal favorites) Three Amigos!."

Easter + Carepage

Welcome to all my Carepage visitors! Glad you could stop by.
What time is it when ten carnivores are chasing you, and you're alone? Ten after one.
Is constipate an irregular verb?
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
So I said I was going to hide Easter eggs for my kids, and dad said "yeah, like we did for you, over and over... same eggs." I asked how old I was. "8?" "No..." "18?!" "No..." "Well, when did you last do that?" "About 15 minutes ago..."

bike riding

What do you call a psychic midget who's just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.
If rugs could talk, would they just lie?
What time is it when ten carnivores are chasing you, and you're alone?
Okay, so bike riding, huh? So there's some quote like "once you learn to ride a bike..." but APPARENTLY it's not quite true. (Remember, I used to ride my bike to and from work, about 15-25 minutes) I got training wheels (yeah THAT wasn't embarrassing), but then even after that, I couldn't help but go left, try all I could. So I figured, well, it's been a while. (You think?) Then, thankfully, mom and dad got on... and THEY couldn't help but go left. Huh. More trys later, but that's enough for this day of frustration. Ok, went to a large parking lot, and I did MUCH better! The training wheels almost never hit the ground! Now, I WAS on Mom's bike, but next time it'll be my own.

Mom's holes in one record

So on MOM'S BIRTHDAY we played miniature golf. Well, they played miniature golf and I did something with a club. Mom's previous record was 1 hole in. Today she (and dad, too) surprisingly got a new record of 3!