Sunday, March 7, 2010

ponderisms from some waiting room magazine


Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there isn't enough money?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why can Superman stop a bullet with his chest but he ducks when something is thrown at him?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why do toasters even have a setting that burns toast so much that no human being would ever eat it?

If corn oil is from corn, and vegetable oil is from vegetables, what's baby oil from?

Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word lisp?

Why do humans pay to go up in tall buildings like the Empire State Building, then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?  ANSWER: 108.  (day 1 of being awake, that was my age, so with each passing birthday, I'm actually getting younger)

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