O. M. G. (That means "oh my goodness" if you're not from this century. And get off our internet-- it's not yours) The Sonic's Strawberry Cream Pie shake has finally been replaced. It had been a STAPLE of my diet since the wreck. (I also haven't lost much weight since the coma. Hmmm) Tonight I tried instead their... "blended float." It's just sugar-free, non-alcoholic diet coke (sowdah of choice) with a tad bit of ice cream. (Okay, for the winning side of the civil war, diet coke is a "pop." Soda's still sowdah. Slow down when saying that)

So here are some suggested spellings I've collected that only make sense if you're not FROM EARTH. These are from Firefox-- the greatest web browser ever-- and OpenOffice-- the greatest free replacement for Microsoft Word & Excel among others.

TYPED | MEANT | OPENOFFICE SUGGESTIONS | FIREFOX SUGGESTIONS
Drvng | Driving | Droning | Drawing, nerving, curving, carving, serving
Yeatersay | Yesterday | Watershed | Ratepayer's, Paterson
Barack | Barack | Ba rack | Ba rack
Obama | Obama | Bamako, Okayama | Alabaman, mamba
Rike | "I rike it a rot" | Nike, Pike, rile, rice | Trike, dike

So gr8t spelluhrs uv the wurld untie! Thair's too plehces that myght hire ya if yoo 4m a pickit line ehround 'm.