A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway.
People who steal corn on the cob are stalkers.
Police were called to a daycare center where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.
Grandma and Grandpa were playing ping-pong (in our basement!), and Grandpa said "Go ahead and serve... I'm ready" and Grandma asked "Did you just say '... old lady?" All of us were howling with laughter after it was explained.
Last time my Grandparents were here, they reminded me, we were driving along home from the airport through Pickens county, and saw a sign that said "Ladies day at the sawmill!" That would have been a great place for me to get a girlfriend with strength in her character ... and elsewhere.
Oh, I have a new idea, let's take a vacation to Hawaii with an extra empty suitcase, and leave with all of their vowels! Optional: come back and watch them try to speak the native language.
Mom said at dinner that the way goats make themselves attractive to potential mates is by urinating ALL OVER themselves, followed by "Why don't you try that, bud?" I held up my finger for everyone to pause, and said "Aaaaaahhhh. Next step?"
Hide -n- go seek
In between Q & S is Arrr!
My pirate name is:
Captain Jack Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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