Aptil fools!
What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
Connecticut: like Massachusets only the Kennedys don't own it yet. Mississippi: come and feel better about your state. SC (yay): remember the civil war? We didn't actually surrender Wisconsin: come cut the cheeze.
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
This is ONLY for those of you who live in an apartment or house: we have 2.
http://www.grandcentral.com/ -- free long distance phone calls. I'll use it to make free calls to my relatives in CA and PA. (Maybe they'll put me on the A-Team) That is, once they go public (you should know me, everything Google does...), but they would like more people to sign up while it's in test. DSL was cheaper than dial-up here by $10/month. You should check.
APPARENTLY (there it is again), the first ever radio show of "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" (my favorite EVER book. ever) came on the radio b4 the book appeared, in 1978, and that's the first time anyone listening to the Beeb heard it, or well, anyone. Also that year was the first time anyone heard someone else
So today (4/01), the alarm sirens for the VERY nearby nuclear power plant went off. Whoops. We looked in the calendar, and it had siren test for today. Notice I said TEST. As in, singular. Then, some time later, it went off again. We called, and they clarified it was 10-12. OHHH.. We'll see if I'm GLOWING with concern after dark...
