What kind of pennies do cops carry? Copper ones.
Thank god for atheists.
Sorry if I've posted this before, but my pains and I have made two modifications to the language: 1) "good night" became "remember" and 2) "good morning" became "glad you remembered!" We're referring to two notes I put on their pillows for their birthdays: "Please remember to wake up in the morning."
What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a collie?
Hide -n- go seek
In between Q & S is Arrr!
My pirate name is:
Captain Jack Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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